November 21, 2024

What We Do In The Shadows: The Best Quotes from “The Railroad”

Welcome back fellow WWDITS fans! It’s time for another episode in our final ride with Nandor, Laszlo, Nadja, Guillermo, The Guide, and Colin Robinson.

Here are the best quotes from “The Railroad”..

(At work)

Nadja: “I am loving my job at Cannon Capital Strategies. Everyday I am greasing the filthy wheels of commerce and learning the dark arts of corporate America.”

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Nandor the Relentless: “One day the people here are going to be very surprised to learn that janitor who scoops out the hangover vomit from the waste paper bins is in fact a very powerful warrior.”

(Talking to actors pretending to work at a railroad)

Colin Robinson: “You’re always angling for some workers comp so you can sit on your big butts. That’s the dream of a railroad worker.”

Colin Robinson: “We decided to kill two cats with one arrow. Meaning Sean gets his interview and the monster gets to show that he is a smart, cool dude.”

The Monster: “Why Sean railroad!?”

The Monster: “Railroad more than get point A to B point. Railroad is more than profit. It about connect people. It about bring folks togetherrr.

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(Listening to Graduate by Third Eye Blind and getting blasted)

All the analysts: “Can I graduate!!!”

(Putting drunk Guillermo in check)

Nadja: “B**** I am the team”

Nadja: “That whole office is made up of tiny little shed dwellers”

Guillermo: “You guys just walk around with your d**** in your hand”

Laszlo: “Why not? It’s our house.”

And that’s it for this week! How about that cliffhanger? Is this the end for Nandor and Guillermo? Why do I feel like all of those analysts at Cannon Capital Strategies are going to end up dead?

We’ll just have to see.

Until next time!

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