Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, tends to be at it’s funniest when Colin Jost and Michael Che are put in a position when they have to deliver unpopular opinions to their sensitive audience.

This week, Jost targeted Paddington, one of the most beloved franchises in circulation today. And he did not pull any punches in his “Hear Me Out” rant.

Here are the full remarks below, and the video below that, with the Anti Paddington rant starting at :44 second in.

“You know, everyone out there thinks Paddington is soooo great. Which brings me to my segment. “Hear me out”.

Hear me out. Paddington is a toxic b****. He is an illegal immigrant freeloading off of a nice, gullible, white family. His sticky little marmalade paws are just waiting to rip open that trench coat, so he can flash our straight children. I can’t wait to call ICE on his Peruvian a**”

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