Welcome back to our 10th Annivesary Rewatch of Silicon Valley. After a fast moving premiere, it’s on to our second show. Let’s not waste anymore time.

What Happens: The episode kicks off with Jared Dunn, Belson’s assistant getting thrown out of the house after requesting to join the group, before the guys throwing a lame party with a stripper named Mocachinok. The next day, Richard and Erlich head off to their first meeting with Peter Gregroy. Gregory slams Richard for not being prepared with the business basics which leads him back to Jared for help. Jared then interviews the team to strengthen their financials while discovering Big Head may be expendable. Big Head then flees to Mochachino’s house before being found by Richard and leading us to believe he’s leaving. Instead we learn that Gavin Belson has stolen Big Head in return for Jared going to Pied Piper. To close the show, Big Head tips off that Hooli has stolen Richard’s code and plans to beat them to market with their imposter.

Trivia and Tie-Ins:

The gang comparing Big Head to the Mass Effect 3 ending is a huge diss even ten years later.

Quotes:

Jared: “Sorry if I scared you. I know I have ghost like features. My uncle used to say “You look like someone starved a virgin to death.”

Erlich to Richard: “Let me explain something to you. Your whole life you’ve been an ugly chick. Now you’re a hot chick with big t*** and small n*****s. So guys like that are going to keep coming around. Don’t be a slut, Richard.”

Mochachino the Stripper: “God I hate Palo Alto”

Dinesh: “I didn’t even shake a woman’s hand until I was 17 years old.”

Big Head after getting a dance from Mochachino: “I was not erect. I was just being polite.”

Peter Gregory to Richard: “Did you just take a sip from an empty cup?”

Erlich to Richard: “You’re being a complete tool right now. I need you to be a complete a**hole.”

Erlich to Richard (Like. Twenty minutes later): “Richard. You’re being a p****. Start being an a******e”

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