Congratulations. You’ve made it through two episodes of what appears to be taking place in Tom Segura’s head and it hasn’t always been easy to watch. If you’re looking on an episode two recap you can find it HERE.

Otherwise, on to episode three.

What Happened?: We catch up with Shelly from our episode two cliffhanger, wearing a Rex Henly shirt and joining the deranged singer for a raw oyster dinner. Shelly lures him close and then stabs him in the throat with a oyster fork before running off. Shelly makes it to the perimeter and gets caught by Byun Sung, who turns out to be a theater actor named Jeff, who is just caught up with Rex like everyone else. Shelly makes it to sheriff station but we learn that Rex is actually the sheriff. He then kills Jeff to try and feels loss before we flash forward to a year later. We’re at a concert and Rex has cut an album entirely in Korean. We learn that Rex has killed 3,428 fans and no one was held accountable.

Our next segment takes us to Grandparents Day where we see Stevie Segura leading some kids through a racist and vulgar war reenactment. The skit ends with Stevie embarrassing Tom, but as the parents prepare to leave, another skit begins that appears to mimic “Scarface”.

We’re then transported to a black and white segment in a French cafe, where Joe appears to have been stood up by his date. Another guy from across the cafe buys him a drink and the two begin talking before he gives him the advice to be ready to embrace opportunity. Joe is stumbling home drunk when an attractive lady catches his eye from a window. She lures him up to her apartment before we learn that her name is Katie. Katie kisses Joe and agrees to have sex with her if he’ll also sleep with her twin sister. Joe agrees before we learn that her sister is conjoined with her face protruding out of Katie’s back. We get a horrifying moment before the “To Be Continued” graphic flashes.

Trivia and Takeways:

Yes, Rex Henly looks a lot like Garth Brooks.

Quotes:

“Byun Sung! Byun Sung! I’ve been penetrated!”

“Byun Sung is ruthless. But Jeff ain’t”

“I don’t need 200 enslaved prisoners. I just need one abusive relationship.”

“We’ve heard of K Pop. Could we have Korean country K-c**t?”

“Family. Love them or hate em’, you’re stuck with them. Unless you’re the Menedez Brothers, they figured that s**t out.”

“You sacks of s**t don’t look like you can play T-Ball.”

“Nobody wants to blow up a puppy, but I’ll do anything to protect my men.”