Bikes! Tom Segura is out with a new Netflix show titled “Bad Thoughts” and I’m rolling into this series with only a couple of Segura stand ups in my brain. Let’s see what happens during this premiere.

What Happened?: After some creepy opening credits, we meet Agent 6 in Washington D.C, who is on his way to Havana. And after a cool intro, he promptly botches an assassination. He then poops his pants and bribes his boss with sexual favors. He tries to kill himself but ends up shooting a baby.

We then shift to “Massimo” where Segura plays a retirement home janitor who revives the elder residents with more sexual favors. He is listed as Timothee Chalamet in the trailer “Esthers Throat”

We then meet Cyrus the IT tech who is working for a company with some strict deadlines. Cyrus is working with some virtual reality equipment and appears to be using some kind of adult entertainment software. When confronted by an angry co worker, Cyrus says he’s the only one who knows the software and wants to hurry up and complete the work so the entire team can enjoy Cheryl’s birthday cake. Despite self asphyxiation and other graphic acts, the servers do come back online. But the spiteful co worker passes out all of the cake before Cyrus gets a piece. The show ends with a “To Be Continued” graphic.

Trivia and Takeaways:

The “A25” graphic was a clever joke imitating A24 and their risk taking film catalog.

Quotes:

“I’ve never seen printer drivers this size.”

“The sooner we finish, the sooner we have cake.”

“Oh look, the servers are back online.”

What did you think of the episode? Let me know below. Thank you!