NFL Haters Will Suffer More Taylor Swift Traffic After Travis Kelce Announces Return
If you’re tired of seeing Taylor Swift cut aways during NFL games, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.
You won’t be able to “Shake It Off” anytime soon. Not in 2026 anyways.
Future Hall of Fame, tight end, Travis Kelce, has announced that he’ll be returning to the Kansas City Chiefs for a 14th season.
You know who goes to Travis’ games? His fiancee, Taylor Swift.
Which means that football fans will get to listen to Al Michaels, Mike Tirico, or Joe Buck talk about the world’s most famous pop star on several occasions throughout the game.
Plus, you’ll get…
Taylor Swift in the luxury box talking to some randoms.
Taylor Swift outfits, where her keychain costs more than your entire wardrobe.
And of course, glorious puns. Like the “bad blood” between the Chiefs and the rest of the league.
The return of Travis Kelce will also take a toll on NFL leadership.
Like when Roger Goodell gets asked about Taylor Swift doing the NFL halftime show, only for her to reject the offer, leaving Commissioner Goodell with no choice but to book Bad Bunny again.
Buckle up, folks. And get ready to have the Swifties on football Twitter for another campaign. Because after the Cruel Summer of no NFL action, you know All Too Well what you’re in for.
Are you ready for it?