Hooray! What We Do In The Shadows is back! And while this is our last ride with the funniest vamps on TV, we’re going to enjoy every last quotable moment til the very end. LFG!

(Talking about Jerry)

Laszlo: “I mean the man is all vampire. No bull****.

Nadja: “We forgot to wake Jerry up from his super slumber. Oops”

(About his experiment)

Laszlo: “To reanimate dead tissue. Now whoever unlocks that mystery is not a man but a god.”

Nadja: “Like Frankenstein”

Laszlo: “Who?”

Nadja: “Victor Frankenstein”

Laszlo: “Never heard of him”

(Going to see Guillermo)

Nadja: “I thought he had his own apartment.”

Nandor: “Yes, Laszlo’s old garden shack where he used to **** off.”

Nandor: “How is your new master at Panera Bread?”

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(returning to man form with Jerry)

Laszlo: “Jerry and I just had a feed. I had to warn him about the steel horses with their rubber feet.”

Jerry: “I know what a car is. I wasn’t asleep that f****** long.”

(Remembering an argument from 50 years ago)

Colin Robinson: “You wanted to go out and get a real job because of your morbid fascination with regular folks”

Nadja: “Riiight”

Colin: “And Laszlo forbade it. He said it was too dangerusss sah to be out without his protection, or some bull****”

Nadja: “You longhaired streak of British p***. Who are you to say that I need your protection?”

Laszlo: “I forbid it”

Nadja: “Well, you can get f*****!”

Laszlo: “How dare you talk to me like that with that salty tongue.”

(later)

Nadja: “Think of what I would have become if I would have learned the way of the humans 50 years ago”

Doll with the spirit of the deceased Nadja inhabiting it: “That’s right, girl. Don’t let these mother f****** hold you back.”

(to Guillermo)

Nandor: “Formerly known as Nandor the Relentless, now known as Nandor the kind of nice guy.”

Nadja: “Guillermo, I need you to do me a favor and please tell this pompous trout with a woman’s haircut to move his coffin out of my bedroom.”

(After taking Jerry to the vampiric headquarters instead of killing him)

The Guide: “An I supposed to eff him or what?”

Guillermo: “You can if you want to”

The Guide: “PS I probably will eff him but more out of boredom than anything.”

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