Hollywood Squares is back, and the show which features stars in a game of tic tac toe and trivia, hosted by Nate Burleson premiered this week on CBS/Paramount Plus.

This is a living post. Check back each week for more zingers and one-liners!

“It’s good to see Drew (Barrymore) here because that means she’s not out filming ‘Fever Pitch 2′”
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

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“I think they call Twitter X, because it behaves like mine. In the bedroom I could never get it to load”
Whitney Cummings

“Tom, why do you need a vasectomy. Can’t you use that mustache to keep women away?”
Jeffrey Ross to Thomas Lennon.

“So do all the Germans from the 30s”
Whitney Cummings on who likes Thomas Lennon’s mustache.

“That hair is not from Drew, it’s from a pony in Siberia”
Julie Bowen after being given an extension from Drew Barrymore.

“The man looks like Vin Diesel got lead poisoning.”
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

“It’s the show ‘Everybody Loves Ray Jay”
Triumph on what Kim Kardashian’s first TV acting job was.

“American Horror Story or what it’s like to be Tyra Bank’s assistant” Triump (on the same question).

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“That’s all it’s going to take for Tiffany (Haddish)”
Jeffrey Ross after Nate puts 60 seconds on the clock.

“You look like a bottle of spicy mustard”
JB Smoove on Nate’s yellow shirt.

“Your momma’s p****”
Drew Carey on what tastes so good cats ask for it by name.

“You look like the mayor of the sun”
Pete Holmes on Nate’s yellow shirt.

“JoJo Siwa”
Drew Barrymore on who was seated in the middle of the “Last Supper”

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