After what seemed like a series finale at the conclusion of season 3, we’ve been “blessed” with season 4 of the Righteous Gemstones.

You know what that means. More of Uncle Baby Billy Freeman.

And as we begin this entry, it’s great watching Walton Goggins finally get his push with Gemstones, The White Lotus, and other non HBO properties.

Let’s get to the best Baby Billy Freeman quotes from season four of the Righteous Gemstones.

Opening musical number:

“Hey everybody. Good God Almighty. It’s my favorite time of the year. The Aimee Leigh Birthday Telethon, y’all. Raising money. Lifting spirits. My cup hath spilleth over now.

After opening number is ruined by jetpacks.

“F*** my handsome white a**” (immediately cuts to theme)

“Y’all better learn them jetpacks. Y’all looking like a bunch of rank amateurs.”

(after dropping his pants and underwear)

“No, ya’ll need to see this. Behold. Look at this. That’s my privates right there. This is what a f****** man looks like. This is how I roll. Balls out and claws out.”

“People need to recognize what side of the bread has got butter on it.” (slaps rear).

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(talking about Eli’s midlife crisis)

“Mid life? That Motherf***** older than me. Midlife… It’s bottom of the ninth, two outs.”

(talking the Gemstones after Lori arrives)

“Don’t be jealous Eli. Because I’m Tyler Perry and you ain’t. You more like Luke Perry. Dead.”

(During the Aimee-Leigh telethon)

“If the line is busy call back. Somebody is going to pick up. It may just be god.”

This season ain’t over! Check back weekly for new quotes from Baby Billy!.

And if you want The Best of Baby Billy from Season 3 of the Righteous Gemstones, find it HERE!

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