After what seemed like a series finale at the conclusion of season 3, we’ve been “blessed” with season 4 of the Righteous Gemstones.

You know what that means. More of Uncle Baby Billy Freeman.

And as we begin this entry, it’s great watching Walton Goggins finally get his push with Gemstones, The White Lotus, and other non HBO properties.

Let’s get to the best Baby Billy Freeman quotes from season four of the Righteous Gemstones.

Opening musical number:

“Hey everybody. Good God Almighty. It’s my favorite time of the year. The Aimee Leigh Birthday Telethon, y’all. Raising money. Lifting spirits. My cup hath spilleth over now.

After opening number is ruined by jetpacks.

“F*** my handsome white a**” (immediately cuts to theme)

“Y’all better learn them jetpacks. Y’all looking like a bunch of rank amateurs.”

(after dropping his pants and underwear)

“No, ya’ll need to see this. Behold. Look at this. That’s my privates right there. This is what a f****** man looks like. This is how I roll. Balls out and claws out.”

“People need to recognize what side of the bread has got butter on it.” (slaps rear).

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(talking about Eli’s midlife crisis)

“Mid life? That Motherf***** older than me. Midlife… It’s bottom of the ninth, two outs.”

(talking the Gemstones after Lori arrives)

“Don’t be jealous Eli. Because I’m Tyler Perry and you ain’t. You more like Luke Perry. Dead.”

(During the Aimee-Leigh telethon)

“If the line is busy call back. Somebody is going to pick up. It may just be god.”

(Scheming with Jesse, Judy, and Kelvin)

“A devious plot. I like it. You got a duty as sons and daughters, to make sure your daddy stops f****** your dead mama’s best friend.”

(Talking about the babysitter)

“Where the f*** is Sola? What the f*** is she changing for? Ain’t nobody give a f*** what she’s wearing. She’s the nanny. We ain’t paying her to put on fashion shows. We’re paying her to nann.”

(Playing Cornhole)

“Get in that hole you damn corn!”

(Walking up Sola doing her martial arts exercise)

“You out here doing Kung Fu?! Bruce Lee! I could have used your help in side. Aimee Leigh Jr exploded her diaper, and Lionel spilled country gravy all over the pack and play.”

Sola: “You need?

“Yes! I need b***. I need for you to do your f***** job. Now, come over here and gets these kids out of my f***** sight! Go on now!”

(Sola bows)

“Don’t be bowing to me!”

“Damn k****. She got them old world villain vibes. Make me feel like Indiana Jones

This season ain’t over! Check back weekly for new quotes from Baby Billy!.

And if you want The Best of Baby Billy from Season 3 of the Righteous Gemstones, find it HERE!

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