A new “Shrinking” episode this week, directed by “Scrubs” star by Zach Braff. That makes it necessary viewing for me.

This time, I’m just getting out of the way, and offering the best quotes from “Boop”..

Enjoy!

Paul on the phone with his son in law trying to talk to his daughter “Tell her that’s childish”

Jimmy at a session with his client talking about her boyfriend: “He has the energy of an 80s movie villain” and “He’s a bleeping tool”

Jimmy: “I’m sorry had sex with auntie Gabby.”
Gabby (same conversation): “We actually desecrated each other”
Jimmy (still same conversation) “We said we were going to be honest and there was some standing”

Alice:”Why do I have to pay you in candy?” Paul in response “Because I’m poor. And I like Candy”
Paul (same talk) “Don’t even joke about hooking up with guys on Vespas”

Jimmy: “I don’t even *bleep* shirtless anymore.”

Brian after Alice goes missing “This just happened with our dog. Did you have her chipped?”

Gabby at the art show: “I didn’t say she was blind, Sean. I said she was a bitch. Get with it, man.”

Liz: “I can be a jerk. That’s why all of my friends are rocks.”

Paul: “I’m the Jimmy in this situation.”
Jimmy: “I did not fall apart! *Bleep* yes I did! *Bleep”

Brian at the garden party “What does it mean when they spread their feathers like that?”
Paul (same conversation) “I can’t remember. It means they either want to attack us or *bleep* us.”

Summer “Guys, I said no drugs. They’re wrong.”

Gabby: “I’m musing here. I’m musing there. I’m musing all over the *bleeping* place.”

The guys at the dorm: “These kids look so young” “At our age everyone looks young” “Our age? We are not peers.”

Chet: “You told me you were 19.” Jimmy: “Well, she’s 12″ Alice:”I’m not 12”

Menacing Paul: “Good night, Chet.”

Gabby: “That painting, is me! Its a freckle. That you know about. From all of the sex we had together.”

Note: I didn’t put the “Thumbs” quote. But know that I know it. lol

Closing convo of the show..
Alice: “I”m going to Japanese Breakfast next week”
Jimmy: “Well you’re going to have to eat it at home”
Alice: “They’re a band you @$$hole!”
Alice: “I *bleeping* hate you!”
Jimmy:”Well, I *bleeping* love you!”

And happy rewewal!! So happy that we’re getting more Shrinking! Cheers!

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