October 4, 2024

Mall Cop Confessions: Don’t ever forget the parking lot

It's funny. Most of the retail security stuff you'll see in the news and on...

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Mall Cop Confessions: No, you probably can’t vape in the store

For entertainment purposes only My older readers may remember back in the day when you...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Couples make out in the bathrooms all the time

For entertainment purposes Listen. I get it. I was young once. You meet someone and...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Yes, we love our flashlights and we need them

For entertainment purposes only While I vigorously push back at a lot of retail security...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Guards, you need to be using gloves

Being a retail security guard/officer is a good job. You get to talk to a...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Defend the Segway as useful transportation

For entertainment purposes only Ah yes. The Segway. The signature mode of transportation for the...

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