October 6, 2024

Mall Cop Confessions: Couples make out in the bathrooms all the time

For entertainment purposes Listen. I get it. I was young once. You meet someone and...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Yes, we love our flashlights and we need them

For entertainment purposes only While I vigorously push back at a lot of retail security...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Guards, you need to be using gloves

Being a retail security guard/officer is a good job. You get to talk to a...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Spotting suspicious subjects

For entertainment purposes only There was a time when I was working on the job,...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Where to find ditched stolen items

For Entertainment Purposes Only When you're working retail, it's always a win when you recover...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Beware the shoplifter decoy item trick

For entertainment purposes only Shoplifters are clever. They've got a whole range of tricks to...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Defend the Segway as useful transportation

For entertainment purposes only Ah yes. The Segway. The signature mode of transportation for the...

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Mall Cop Confessions: Beware The Lucky Guess Lost and Found

For entertainment purposes only "Hey! Did anyone turn in a pair of black Oakley sunglasses?"...

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